that´s what she said and ukuleles

I would just like to write a victory post to the best that´s what she said joke ever, made by yours truly, right before we went out drinking with a couple of brits last night.

I had just gotten ice cream, and we were all sitting on a park bench waiting for me to finish so we could go out. I didn´t feel like eating the rest of it, so I offered it to everyone in turn. The one british guy declined, and when I made some inane comment about really really really not wanting it, he said "just put your tongue in it and lick out all the good stuff." Hee hee. Hee hee. That´s what she said.

Michelle fell over laughing, but the Brits just kind of stared at us, until the guy said "I handed that to you on a silver platter didn´t I." Yes British man, you totally did. They laughed eventually.

In other news, we were playing ukulele by the pool yesterday, when another British dude wandered over and asked if he could have a go. He said he played guitar, so I was like "sure british dude, knock yourself out." He totally rocked out on the ukulele, and then started singing some crazy improv song about pirates and their parrots picking out the eyes of his enemies. It was awesome, and for that alone, I´m glad I am where I am. Yet again, Tina converts a guitar-playing soul to the ukulele.

In other other news, there´s yet another british dude in the hostel who has the sickest porn mustache I´ve ever seen in my life.

So that´s about it. Going into the center of town today to see if there´s anything interesting going on. Michelle leaves tonight, so tomorrow, it´s just me all lovely day. Will post again before I leave, see you all in two days!